it's not my birthday. mine is on October 12th.
no you may not introduce yourself to me because you're a goddamn f**king weirdo. you don't know me, I don't know you. why the FUCK would you wish me happy fucking birthday if 1. you are a fucking stranger and 2. it's not even close to my birthday?
get the fuck out of here you shitty weirdo!!!
who are you?